Produce Puns


Apple-y ever after

Peas on Earth

Peas, love and happiness

Give peas a chance

Pearly legal

Pear into my eyes

Bean there, done that

Don’t harsh my melon

You look radish-ing!

Where have you bean all my life?

Turnip the volume

Honey dew list

Apple of my eye

There is a leek in my bucket

Lettuce turnip the beet

Lettuce talk

I carrot hardly believe it!

There’s not mushroom in here

Let’s play a game of hide-n-leek

Elvis parsley has left the building

Cool as a cucumber

Beets me

Silence of the yams

You make everything so chard

I love you from my head tomatoes

Lettuce do our best

Be on thyme

Thyme for a new start

You look gourd-geous

Encourage-mint

It’s chili in here

I’ve bean thinking of you

It takes two to mango

We make a great pear

Behind enemy limes

Orange you glad to see me?

It’s pear-fect!

I’m feeling melon-choly

Skip a beet

That makes it pea-sier

You're just corn-fusing me!

Peas lettuce know when you are ready

Don't squash my spirit

And the beet goes on

Celeriac the entertainer


Can you think of more?